Have you noticed that there are more and more flat earth truthers these days? I’m not sure where the hell they are coming from, but they should probably stop reading the internet (and start vaccinating their kids).

I recently cracked my wedding ring. Metaphor for my marriage? Hopefully not.

Deluxe is one of those brands that can do no wrong in my eyes. They could make a thong out of kumquat rinds and I’d probably get with it, because it’d innovative and they’d make it look dope. And that’s why I’m in love with this “Eagle” Necklace.

It’s cuffing season, y’all! That’s right, it’s time to start rocking some cool-ass bracelets and – wait, what? That’s not what “cuffing season” means? Oh. Well, I’m still gonna talk about these Craighill Cuffs anyway.