I know that “if it seems too good to be true, it probably is.” And normally, that’s a very good rule of thumb.

Probably four days out of the week – six days once spring has started – I think about how I wish I was a white man with a scruffy beard and long, Jesus-like hair so I could wear a beautiful, relaxed fit seersucker suit, effortlessly.

I’m not even going to pretend like I can come up with a better description for these Diniz and Cruz Herringbone Tweed Suit Separates than Oi Polloi did, so instead, I’m just gonna lift theirs, word-for-word:

I’m going to be completely 100 with you: I’m not much of a suit guy. I mean, I get why the super fancy ones cost what they do, and why some people would be willing to pay all that, but personally, the less I can spend while still getting something that fits well and is…