I’m heading down to Hell on earth – AKA Florida – this week.

Corduroy; so hot right now. No, seriously, it’s probably a little too hot to wear right now since it’s still humid as hell out.

I know that “if it seems too good to be true, it probably is.” And normally, that’s a very good rule of thumb.

Fun fact for all you non-surfers out there, like, for instance, myself; there is a trick called “the coffin” and it is pretty much exactly what it sounds like.

You ever want to give the impression that you’re a vegan – but, like, not the kind that looks down on those who aren’t because it’s their lifestyle and whatever makes them happy, man – who also works for an ultra-hip digital CRM agency that closes at noon every Friday, and exclusively listens to Blood…