Melange-flavor wool is my favorite flavor wool, and Upstate Stock is keeping me dripped up and draped out in it with these Wool and Deerskin Gloves. Cozy melange ragg and a soft deerskin palm, so you can caress the face of someone you love without actually touching them, because ew. Just one brush with these $48 gloves and they’ll be like “oh god, oh god, oh god what’d you just touch me with, my body is readyyyy.”

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