Have you ever come across a belt that looks so good, you could just eat it? These new Upton Belts are made from scrumptious American leather that’s tanned in Italy, and then hand-cut and edged in Texas to mouth-watering perfection. And, the belts are custom fit to your specifications, so depending on your diet, you can make them as big or small as you please. And while belts of this pedigree usually come with a price tag that could make you gag, these’ll run you between $110 and $130 depending on which style you choose. Get your grub on, folks.

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